Penelope Cruz annd Salma Hayek at the Bandidas Premiere
Sunday, July 30, 2006

Check out these pictures of Penelope Cruz & Salma Hayek – at the Bandidas Premiere in France. This movie should be pretty good; it basically is about 2 women, (Cruz and Hayek) who become a bank robbing team. This will be a movie I have to go see, these 2 women are both on my top 10 of women I’d love to impregnate before I die. Not only are they both hot as balls, their both have accents that could make me drop where I stand.




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Angelina Jolie in DT Magazine
Saturday, July 29, 2006

Here is Angelina Jolie in DT Magazine. I’m not exactly sure what issue this is for but nevertheless she look hot-as-balls here, so I thought I’d post them.




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Scarlett Johansson Is Sexy in Red
Friday, July 28, 2006

Scarlett Johansson is hands down one of the hottest females in Hollywood. It’s been a while since we had something of her to post, but I stumbled onto these pictures and they are fucking hot. She is wearing what appears to be a see through bikini top, and she just looks dead sexy in red.




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Kylie Minogue - Blender Magazine Pictures
Thursday, July 27, 2006

Check out these pictures of Kylie Minogue in this upcoming blender shoot, somehow her voice manages to match the sexiness of her ass.




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Eva Longoria walks her Dog
Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Eva Longoria is smokin’ t even when she’s out walking her dog. Eva should have MILF tattooed right across her forehead, and my name tattooed right across her ass.
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Kate Beckinsale Shows Her Ass
Monday, July 10, 2006

Kate Beckinsale is so emo, and just too cool for school. Check out her emo hat and her cute little Barbie bag. What a fucking joke. As you can see in these pictures she looks like she had been out partying all night, and had the train ran on her and her husband by a group of large endowed black men. Her hair looks unwashed, and she is chain smoking like she’s been smoking crack and trying to calm herself down. Either way, the icing on the cake with these pictures is Kate Beckinsale’s ass crack. Yeah, as she’s hunched over you can clearly see down her pants. Now this normally might be kinda hot, but she just looks so dirty in these pictures that Mr.Penis ran and hid after seeing them.




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