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Halle Berry has one hell of a hot body. If she would just keep her mouth closed she would be the perfect woman, but every time she opens her mouth and says anything that’s not scripted, she just sounds like some hood-rat that Jay-Z picked up from the swap meet. I mean she would be one hell of a score if you did pick her up at a swap meet, but you’d have to duct tape her mouth shut while you reenact the scene from Monster’s Ball. I mean seriously, who wants to hear some chick repeatedly beg for fried chicken and watermelon while you are banging her?

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Charlize Theron is one of the few women who just spew sexiness out of her pores. I remember watching her back when she was in that movie, Two Days in The Valley, as she has been a fixture in my mind ever since. These are some semi- see thru pictures of her that I found today. Enjoy.

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Jessica Alba looks Really Hot when she sucks!! . I hope it was me instead of the Lolipop.

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No one other than Mariah Carey could make walking a dog so dirty. After viewing these pictures I want to be the dog. I want to put on the dog collar and leash and have her walk me around. I mean seriously what could possibly be hotter than Mariah Carey shoveling my poop? Not a god damn thing baby.

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Before Brad Pitt and the nest full of kids, Angelina Jolie was the sexiest and most sought after female on the planet. Maybe it’s her wild tattoos and exotic sexual escapades or maybe it’s just because she has the sexiest lips of any women ever. Whatever the reason people were drawn to her like nothing I had ever seen before.

But now with all the kids and her play toy Brad Pitt, I think some of her hotness has shifted, especially now that she’s become so political and outspoken. Now don’t get me wrong, I’d send Mr. Penis over to her house in a second if I had a chance to sleep with her, but sadly her once radiance is slipping, and it’s showing.

So today when I found these pictures of her, It reminded me of the Angelina Jolie that we all want. I’m not sure when these pictures were taken, but she has short hair and looks extremely sexy.

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Adriana Lima is one of the hottest chics i dream of every night.

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I think it’s safe to say that Angelina Jolie is one of the most beautiful women on the planet. Her mystique, her attitude, her huge sex drive, it all adds up to a pure goddess in just about every sense of the word.

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Poor Jennifer Aniston, she’s had a real hard time this last year or so. But life sucks eh? I mean she really shouldn’t beat herself up over the fact that she lost her husband to Angelina Jolie. I mean seriously, if you absolutely had to lose your husband to someone, there is no one better to lose him to than the hottest woman alive right? Who fucking cares.

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Unless your 100% gay, you will appreciate this post. Elizabeth Hurley is still easily hands down one of the hottest women on the planet. These are pictures of her at the Cannes film festival, and are the best pictures of all the ones I had seen taken of her. Her pink top needs to be in my mouth, or lying on my bedroom floor, well lets be honest if I was to bag Elizabeth Hurley I’d hang that shirt from a flag pole in my front lawn declaring victory!

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She was one of the girl i would die for , but now she is DOG SHIT.
Whadya say about it people.......

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Adriana Lima is one of the hottest supermodels on planet earth. She makes my mouth drool uncontrollably and makes Mr. Penis do a dance I have never quite seen before. Don’t believe me? Check out these pictures of Adriana Lima in Vogue Magazine, absolutely stunning.

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Catherine Zeta Jones is way hotter than I thought she was. I remember a few years ago when the pictures of her popped up on the internet with her pregnant, smoking topless on a balcony and she had those super sausage looking nipples and I thought she was pretty nasty. Then Ocean’s 12 came out and she totally redeemed herself in my eyes. But today I got a hold of these pictures of her in fishnet stockings where she acts all drunk and slutty – and now I’m a firm believer that Michael Douglas is one hell of a lucky man.

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